Friday, June 13, 2008

Two suggestions for when Dartmouth eventually gets around to choosing a mascot.

1) The Dartmouth Depressed Beached Whale

He would be airlifted and placed at the 50 yard line during halftimes of important Dartmouth football games, where he would utter his catchphrase: "Don't push me back in. Life's not even worth it."

2) The Dartmouth Townie

A rangy young man wearing a mexican poncho who would skulk around the vicinity of various Dartmouth sports arenas. To each approaching fan he would hold up a hacky sack and mumble his slogan in a smoky voice: "Wanna hack?".

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